Friday, May 11, 2012

5/5 Pictures


My receipt for pound exchange...$50 for 27 pounds.


50 Pence with cool WWF (World Wildlife Fund?) sponsorship design I presume.


2 Pound coin with another weird design.


My delicious breakfast at Heathrow restaurant called Bridge (13 pounds!).


Alas we come full circle. My chicken breast meal from Pollo Tropical with my brown rice and black beans! Yum!

5/4 Pictures


Banana and nutella crepe!



The host family with bro.


The host family with sis.


Sylvia trying to look good for the camera.


Patrick and Sarina candids.


Jordan a lil buzzed?


Hookah menu...Marijuana??


Anita, Trent, and a passed out Jordan?



Alen being pensive as usual. Crap, I have so many things I need to do! Why am I here?!

Sunday, May 6, 2012

5/3 Pictures


Ainteb menu...


"Your cashier today was Manager."

5/3-5/5 Review and Thoughts

5/3

Had to go to EV Consulting offices again to get my paper stamped and to say one final good bye. Went back to the BR offices to relax a little bit. Jordan suggested I go to Yerevan City to buy Ararat Cognac if I were to buy some. Before people had their Armenian classes, Jordan and I decided to go to Ainteb for dinner. Yet again, it started to pour down rain in Yerevan. The rain in Armenia is hard, but the people wouldn’t last a Miami rainstorm.
At night I went to Melody Café near opera with Alen, Celine, Allegra, Jordan, and Sarina. We just had a nice quiet night. Then later went back to Sarina’s to just relax and watch a few episodes of some TV show.

5/4

Today was the last day waking up at the Gargaryan’s residence. When I actually realized that, I was very very sad. Today I needed to do some shopping. On my way to vernisage to meet up with Sarina, some old man asked me the directions to Shirak Hotel. At first I was really confused. 1) Why is someone asking ME how to get somewhere since it is obvious I am not a local? 2) At first I heard my name and was wondering how the heck this guys knows my name?! 3) And when I finally realized he wanted the direction to the hotel, what are the chances he picks me, Shirak, to tell him the directions to the Shirak hotel?!
I had somewhat of a successful negotiation at vernisage. Met up with Jordan, and the three of us walked around. We went to some crêpe place on Tumanyan. I decided I had to go home and drop off the stuff I had bought. When I was at the Gargaryans I did a bit of packing. Decided since I had a couple of hours to spare, I met up with Celine and walked around the city a little bit. She suggested that I check in online to avoid some of the hassle at the airport. I was hesitant at first, but decided I should go to the BR offices and do as she suggests.
LUCKILY, I found out that my departure time was now 4:55am rather than 5:55am!! When I bought the ticket, the airlines thought that Armenia would go ahead one hour. But since Moscow didn’t, Armenia didn’t. So I am thankful to have found that out!
I went back home for a nice final meal with the Gargaryans. I got all packed up and ready to head out to meet up with the group one last time before I return. As I was heading out Talin called me and requested that I take some books to take to her parents. I promised that I would, so I picked up the books, had to go back to the Gargaryans, then headed out again.
Also since I had checked-in online, the website said I needed to print that paper out to present at the airport. I took some printed out paperwork from BR earlier, but I forgot the printout after I had checked in. So I had to go to BR offices before I headed to Speakeasy…I am getting all stressed out again remembering the rush I was in that night…I had to get Asq to call the guards to allow me inside and I finally picked up the paper that was on Diana’s desk. I found out that these were the same papers I had picked up from earlier on.
On my way to Speakeasy pub, I heard a group of girls speaking in English. I turned around and saw a few familiar BR faces. But I wanted to do something different rather than slowing down and saying hello, so I made a wide U-turn so they don’t see me. In the group was Sanan, Anita, Maria (from Uruguay) and a few other people that I don’t know. Maria saw me, but I signaled to her not to say anything. I went behind the group and saw that Sanan was not holding her purse safely. So I ran behind them and tried to grab her purse and she was freaking out. Oh it was so much fun!
So I went to Speakeasy Pub and saw the group. It was so unfortunate that I was extremely tired. I had the God Father drink there. But after several hours I had to head back, grab my stuff, and head to the airport. I didn’t want to go to the airport alone, so I went with Jordan and Celine.
At the airport, I checked in my luggage. They only take luggage fees in dram or pounds, so I had to go to another place where I could use my credit card. The fee came out to 50 pounds, aka $83. I said my final goodbyes to Jordan and Celine and then headed to passport control. While I was in line I saw the airport workers telling the flyers where to go in English, but when it was my turn, she told me in Armenian :)

5/5


So my flight to London may have been one of the worst flights I’ve ever taken anywhere. I was sitting in seat 9F which was a window seat in the row right behind the divider of first class and coach. There were no tables, just a long table kind of thing. And as I was walking to my seat, I find that the person sitting next to me is a woman with a new born…maybe 1 year old. She keeps asking the flight attendants if she can place her baby on this table and they keep refusing her, and she seems upset about it.
About halfway into the flight this woman starts hyperventilating. He is going crazy and it sounds like she is about to throw up, and then, of course, the baby starts crying and making so much noise as well. I was scared for my life and started to pray that she not vomit all over me. All of flight attendants surrounded her and there even was a Persian doctor attending to her.
After I went through security at Heathrow, the lady on the other end of the x-ray machine did some weird scrub of my bag and did some tests to see if there was anything on there I guess.
As color hits my eyes, from skin to clothing, I know I have finally left the very homogenous community of Armenia. It was the first time I purchased internet at an airport. Soooo expensive in London. I plugged in my laptop to charge and needed to use my adapter. A man didn’t have his adapter so he thought it was fine to use mine without asking me. There was a guy sitting near me at the terminal wearing a kilt…I really hope he is not free ballin it.
I exchanged $50 for 27 pounds. Had brunch at a place called Bridge for 13 pounds. Bought toblerone and some Pret a Manger. That was $50 worth…how ridiculous. Thought I changed my seats to 54K (a window seat), but apparently it changed to 45H (an aisle seat). I also had a debacle with the people in rows 46 and 45 about my confusion with my seat.
There was a typical frat guy jerk sitting at the window seat in my row. He was sleeping for a few hours of the flight, but then woke up and tried hitting on the blonde british girl sitting in between us. He kept tooting his own horn saying he was in London because young political leaders met in London, that he was a political advisor, he told her she looked like Cameron Diaz, and he even told her that if she needed any suggestion of places to go at South Beach, that she should email him. He was also telling her that she should get a good nights rest and explaining about jet lag (as if she doesn’t know what jet lag is).
When I got off the plane, U.S. citizens seemed to get the fast lane through passport check. Then customs seemed really quick.
I finally got to see my loving parents and we went to Pollo Tropical for my Cuban food!

5/2 Artsakh Trip Pictures


The driver's jacket...made in Turkey. Must not be Armenian.


Alex's license plate....

5/2 Artsakh Trip

 Got up at 7:50am and ate breakfast at 8am. We had eggs this time. We took the marshutka to the square to transfer to another to go to Stepanakert. We waited and waited, but another one never came. So we took a taxi to Stepanakert again.
Our taxi driver was quite friendly. I believe the taxi driver said that he has killed 2 Turks. He said that Jordan looked like Chuck Norris. He also said that we need to marry Artsakhi women.
After we bought our tickets to Yerevan, I went to buy some Jermuk water. But while I was waiting in line, our driver that took us to Gandzazar saw me (Robert). He looked really pissed off and asked me if we went to Tativank. I mistakenly said yes, but was confused because I was trying to figure out who he was, but then corrected myself and said we went to Tigranakert. He was upset that I didn’t call him if we had went to Tativank.
We boarded the marshutka to Yerevan (this time it wasn’t a nice bus). I felt like Mexicans trying to cross the border because we were sardined inside this thing and it was scorching hot. When some guy opened a window, the driver screamed at him to shut the window.
Jordan and I got off early and took the metro to the BR offices. We rested there a little and checked our emails. Then he headed home and I eventually went to Baker Maker and waited for him to meet up with me. We had the usual…meneish.
After dinner, I headed back to the Gargaryans, took a nap, then got ready to go out again. Tonight I met up with Alex and Anna from AGBU NYSIP 2010. Another Anna tagged along that is Anna’s friend and also did NYSIP in 2009. We went to MosCafe and had more hookah. The guys there know how to make it strong.
The Gargaryans forgot their key in the keyhole AGAIN. These people will never learn!

5/1 Artsakh Trip Pictures


Views from Shushi.






Some weird balcony that Jordan liked.




Possibly an old mosque.


The minarettes.


Trash inside old mosque.


Artsakh State University.


Military trucks.


Tank taken from Azeri forces.



Beautiful green grass.


Rose bush.







Tigran Medz.


View from the hillside.




The chicks.




Thyme.


Azokh Cave.


Sunset at Azokh Cave.